Total Hetero – Lamenting Project Runway’s Absence Is Not Gay

Total Hetero’s Not Gay Reasons for Missing Project Runway
By Greg Tosc

I’m totally hetero.
But I totally miss Project Runway.
I made a list why.

1. Hot model chicks get dressed! (Up high!)
2. Hot model chicks get undressed. (Yow.)
3. Some of the contestants are hot—the chicks, I mean. Duh, guys.
4. Heidi Klum’s a hot model chick.
5. Heidi Klum is married to Seal—what?! Awesome.
6. Aesthetically pleasing designs and an eye for the avant-garde.
7. Tim Gunn says a bunch of things, like, a lot, and I take a shot every time he says “ten minutes, designers” or “stunning” or “it concerns me.” Nothing gay about quoting Tim Gunn drunk, am I right?
8. Tim Gunn seems like a real down to earth bro.
9. Confident men dress well. Period. Exclamation point. Wait, strike exclamation point. Period. Yeah.
10. What’s gay about supporting the arts contained within a non-exploitative and intelligent reality television format? It’s not like I watch America’s Next Top Model.

*Note to self: remove ANTM from DVR.

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