Yoga Poses Tell Future

M O U N T A I N   P O S E
One day you will visit and/or look at a mountain. It will stand as tall as you are standing right now.

W A R R I O R  I   &   W A R R I O R  I I
One day you will come into battle (literal and/or metaphorical). You will win or lose this battle. You will be remembered for your “warrior spirit.”

D O W N W A R D  -  F A C I N G   D O G
One day you will befriend a dog. If you have already befriended a dog, your day has come. If you do not like dogs, you will befriend a creature that is more to your liking.

F O U R  -  L I M B E D   S T A F F   P O S E
One day you will discover the full potential of your four limbs. Or, one day you will oversee a staff of four.

L O C U S T   P O S E
One day your home will be overcome by locusts and other vermin. You will defeat them with your “warrior spirit.”

B O A T   P O S E
One day you will sit in and/or look at a boat. You may or may not become seasick. That is for the winds to decide.

B O W   P O S E
One day you will tie a pretty bow around a package. Or, one day you will take up archery. In either event, you will bruise your left index finger.

D A N C E R ‘ S   P O S E
One day you will meet a girl. You will ask her to dance. She will tell you that your aftershave reminds her of Daddy’s. You will run.

L O T U S   P O S E
One day you will sit with your feet resting on your thighs. It will be uncomfortable.

C R O W   P O S E
The crows are coming.

W H E E L   P O S E
One day you will discover that all of existence is one continuous circle that cannot be bent or broken.

C O R P S E   P O S E
Self-explanatory. Better limber up before then.

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