Yoga Poses Tell Future
03/16/2009
M O U N T A I N P O S E
One day you will visit and/or look at a mountain. It will stand as tall as you are standing right now.
W A R R I O R I & W A R R I O R I I
One day you will come into battle (literal and/or metaphorical). You will win or lose this battle. You will be remembered for your “warrior spirit.”
D O W N W A R D - F A C I N G D O G
One day you will befriend a dog. If you have already befriended a dog, your day has come. If you do not like dogs, you will befriend a creature that is more to your liking.
F O U R - L I M B E D S T A F F P O S E
One day you will discover the full potential of your four limbs. Or, one day you will oversee a staff of four.
L O C U S T P O S E
One day your home will be overcome by locusts and other vermin. You will defeat them with your “warrior spirit.”
B O A T P O S E
One day you will sit in and/or look at a boat. You may or may not become seasick. That is for the winds to decide.
B O W P O S E
One day you will tie a pretty bow around a package. Or, one day you will take up archery. In either event, you will bruise your left index finger.
D A N C E R ‘ S P O S E
One day you will meet a girl. You will ask her to dance. She will tell you that your aftershave reminds her of Daddy’s. You will run.
L O T U S P O S E
One day you will sit with your feet resting on your thighs. It will be uncomfortable.
C R O W P O S E
The crows are coming.
W H E E L P O S E
One day you will discover that all of existence is one continuous circle that cannot be bent or broken.
C O R P S E P O S E
Self-explanatory. Better limber up before then.











